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in the past few years i’ve gotten really into mechanical keyboards, especially custom mechanical keyboards. if you’re interested in keebs, or if you have some pain in your hands and you’re looking for advice on alternative keyboards that will hurt your hands less, let me know! i’m always happy to talk about this with people.

oh, and if you only have the use of one hand, i know some great one-handed typing options as well! in particular check out artsey.io.

walrusofdoom:

literallyaflame:

dude this is random but like. my mom works at a credit union, and a while ago, this totally domestic, collared dog came up to their door and was like…. barking to get in?? it’s a small credit union so they brought the dog inside to keep it safe while they got in contact with the owner

anyway, the owner showed up, looking haggard, and was like “yeah, she keeps managing to get loose. i’m surprised she came here, she usually goes to Wells Fargo.”

and my mom was like…. what?? and the dog owner was like “yeah ever since she started getting loose, she…. always goes to banks. we can’t figure out why.”

anyway the dog is fine and (they’re gonna crate train her or something) but how bananas fucking Wild is it that this dog escaped, multiple times, specifically to go to the bank???? what the fuck

They needed to make a depawsit

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stargezerscloud:

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ear-motif:

i need bobby bronson and nigel banyai to have mind-blowingly awful sex. just cinematic levels of terrible. you didnt think your dick could GET any softer

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froody:

froody:

“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg

there are -pregs you wouldn’t even dream of

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anyroads:

The thing that gets me about the marketing around the Barbie movie is that the entire thing is such a blatant performance. Margot Robbie has been doing this press tour in recreated or inspired by Barbie outfits. Everyone is in on-brand wardrobe, including the interviewers.

All the interviews are either on the film’s set or whatever talk show or news show they’re on has changed their own set to be Barbie themed - even the hosts are in on-brand wardrobe.

The color palate of the film is maintained. Everything is constructed. The aesthetics are practically choreographed. There’s a group conversation between Great Gerwig and the actors where Michael Cera is also present, whose character is an outsider in the film, and while everyone else wears beige and white (except Margot Robbie who wears another Barbie inspo outfit, link above), he wears dark blue and sits at the edge of the table while all the others are behind it.

These press tour interviews have been formulaically designed to feel candid for decades. Publicity teams put insane amounts of effort in to make the viewer think they’re witnessing actors and directors being their unfiltered selves and constructing an image of them as an extension of their character in the project they’re promoting. And Barbie said, why pretend this isn’t another show we’re putting on?

For years the press around films has said, you the audience are the observer in the panopticon and these actors are here for you to observe, project onto, and be entertained by. They’ve done this so the viewer feels connected and, ultimately, buys into the image they’re being sold, very literally, while thinking it’s reality. Barbie’s press says, instead, actually it’s not a panopticon, it’s theatre, and you’re the audience so have a seat, and if you’re entertained, please come back.

It’s brilliant. It’s different. It’s genius. And it’s more honest in its contrived and carefully constructed state than any movie promo tour I’ve seen possibly ever.

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kusweet:

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linusbenjamin:

can’t live with him, can’t live without him.

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abiabi0914:

Conflict.

transgendercannibal:

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i love you so, i’ll eat you whole

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tethered-heartstrings:

tethered-heartstrings:

will graham, the collector of strays with no home, no family. left out in the world to fend for themselves. giving them a place that is warm and welcome, someone to trust. loyalty and love. strays he would risk his life for. and then he meets hannibal. another stray without a pack, and then will becomes the first person hannibal is truly vulnerable and open with. the fact will tells hannibal he would miss his dogs but not him, directly comparing hannibal to his dogs, almost admitting they were comparable to him in some way. chiyoh telling hannibal some beasts should not be caged. hannibal seeing himself as better than people and will seeing dogs as better than people, preferring the company of his dogs and hannibal. hannibal having an extremely heightened sense of smell, able to detect disease and cancer. hannibal also asking will after three years apart if he “came to get the old scent back” like a dog trying to recognize and remember an old friend. “man’s best friend” being a dog, and will is constantly trying to figure out where he and hannibal stand, eventually saying “he was my friend. I wanted to run away with him.” dolarhyde killing the family dog first to eliminate the alarm system and shooting hannibal first. the fact will was told “I’ve muzzled the dog, now you need to put it down” when he was asked to kill hannibal. how desperately hannibal wanted a family, trying to curate a pack of his own to run away with him. the “prized meat” of wolves and dogs being the organs, eaten first and often leaving the lean muscle of the carcass behind. the fact dogs will hunt in packs and by the end of the show, will and hannibal finally kill together and that was all hannibal wanted for them. and while it isn’t the true origin of the word, the word “cannibal” as we know it today was connected to the word “canis” aka dog by 16th century writers in reference to their shared voracity…..

and even if the phrase doesn’t directly mean cannibalism, it still implies a situation in which people are willing to hurt others to gain an advantage or preserve themselves, which hannibal does to nearly every major character he comes across

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gallusrostromegalus:

thebisexualmandalorian:

Moving to Safety

I hate to have to ask for this, but I need help. As some of you know, my family has been unsupportive at best regarding my transition, and

paypal.com

My name is Jesse, I’m a disabled trans man, and I really need help to move away from my unsupportive family and a state that’s becoming increasingly hostile. I have a place to go, I just need to get there by the end of the year.

If you can help, I would appreciate it more than I can say.

Hey guys.

This is my very good friend Jesse of many years, who is in a nasty position, and who we are hoping can move in with me as soon as possible. We’ve worked out a timeline and cost breakdown but due to his poor health and other complications, he frankly needs all the funding he can get.

We’ve worked out a timeline, budget and execution plan, all we need is the funds, and donating really will help save his life in a very material way.

Thank you all who can donate, or who can help boost this.

lukeawesm:

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